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deejarlings
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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Source: siriussmarlene

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lost-in-hammerspace
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lost-in-hammerspace:

summary of my life in one sentence

yeah, but the Weasleys were dirt poor and he had like a hundred siblings. Ya damn right he’s gonna eat when he can.

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Source: batblogging

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kelarks
6 hours ago

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kylekallgren:

homolampkin:

jeeperscreeepers:

baturday:

Right this way, sir, your room is ready.

The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”

I know I’ve rebageled this before but like I liTERALLY CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS

SOBS GROSSLY BECAUSE BATS

This is how Alfred must feel every day.

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Source: owenhqrper

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kelarks
1 day ago

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Drax listens to some music.

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Posted 1 day ago

Shadow of Hodor

  • Mom: So we should get you this game?
  • Bro: Possibly *as he's playing it for the 4th day straight*
  • Dad: What game is it?
  • Me: Shadow of Mordor *says this like Legolas*
  • Dad: Of what?
  • Bro: Mordor with an r
  • Me: That's what I said
  • Bro: Sounded like you sail Moldor
  • Me: Hehe Moldor... like Hodor
  • Dad: Like Mulder? All this x-files you've been watching...
  • Me: *bursting out laughing* No dad, like Hodor from Game of Thrones